Keep civilians safe! Keep Tactical Girl caffeinated!
She's busy snapping necks and cashing checks,
but even she needs that extra push to start her morning.
Granted, she's already dropped three bad guys
and updated ten spreadsheets by the time
you are wiping last night's dreams for your eyes.
The best we can all do is to keep her happy,
and a Caffeinated TG is a happy TG!
So why don't you grab her a cup o' Joe
(or Jane, or Java, or Go-Juice)!
And make sure you check out her Holonis!